Designed, in part, by a disgruntled MIT dropout “looking for perfect love,” Whaktraks are essentially pedometers for your peen.
These so-called “mactivity trackers” resemble a Fitbit-equipped cock ring with a sheath. Each WT utilizes a series of sensors and a Bluetooth-syncing app (iOS only; Android and other models “coming soon”) to provide real-time updates on your conscious couplings.
Things like heart rate. Hump patterns over time. Load bearings, pre- and post-coital.
And TPM reports (a.k.a. thrusts per minute).
It works for your partner, too. The WT constantly reports on moisture, heat and diameter.
Plus, there are push notifications in the event of breakage.
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