MemberSince99 wrote:As soon as I read it I thought of you and how you called exactly what was going to happen a couple of months ago when he was applying for everything under the sun (and mostly getting declined at the time). Then he gets approved for cards, his dad gets approved, and a month later we hear how deep in debt they are and they can't pay the bills and are talking BK. I mean you can't make this stuff up.
otter wrote:Do a buncha shopping card tricks... then buy a bunch of merchandise maxing out the cards at the stores you have the cards for (Victoria Secret, etc). Bring it back the next day and bully the cashier into giving you cash refunds instead of crediting the cards. Go to the doctor with some fake illness and use your Care Credit card (that you are AU on). Go back the next day and say he/she made you sicker and threaten them with a malpractice lawsuit(works best if you bring a friend along who has a nice business suit to pretend he is an attorney). They should give you refund (in cash hopefully!)
Use your money to hire a bankruptcy lawyer. Ask for the "Bears and Turtles" family plan and receive a 10% DISCOUNT!
MemberSince99 wrote:Well, maybe declaring family BK will do?
I'm glad someone "got" it, you obviously saw the thread....
nismoZtuner wrote:link? please...
TheLethargicAge wrote:Member, it was otter who foresaw it.
otter wrote:I happened to lurk on FICO the other day in a hotel's business room and saw BearsNTurtles parents both went on major app sprees. Looks like the whole family is going to be filing bankruptcy together... There's probably a family rate that bankruptcy attorneys have that the B&T family can take advantage of!
MemberSince99 wrote: I mean you can't make this stuff up.
otter wrote:Honestly, I don't think I could have hacked into B&T's fico account and come up with something funnier than what he's already posted- at least not without getting B&T banned by 09 or one of the other overzealous mods (ie: "Me and DS are expecting our first child next month- or at least I think it's mine: it could be DD's baby. Do we have to wait til the baby's born to include the child in our family bankruptcy?")