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I'm bored so I'm trolling the internet with dumb questions. But I'm wonderful so that makes it ok - my mom even says I am.
So first question - please be my free financial advisor and give me all the information I need to become wealthy as I deserve to be. Without doubt I'm headed for astronomical success, so all the credit (and more importantly, money) will be deservedly mine, but I would like someone's perspective to help me get there. My goal is to become a trillionaire before I leave college. I think I'm actually setting my goals a little low here, but please humor me as I'm new. Please point me in the right direction to achieve this goal by spending hours of research of your own time, which most likely goes for about 7.85 an hour these days anyway, and supply a list of links for me at least equal in size to the last chapter of "War and Peace", highlighted by importance both in descending order and by color where Red is critical, Yellow is important and Green is optional/informational. I'd thank you for your time if it were actually worth anything, but you should be happy to do it just because you are helping someone as terrific as me.