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I'd use something like this:
We have received your request to dispute charges on your Spiffy Awesome Titanium Diamonds with Rubies card.
After careful consideration of the facts of the dispute, as well as our profitability, we have determined that we must reject your dispute on the following basis:
1. The CEO needs more money to build a guest room on his mansion out of bricks made from bundles of cash.
We appreciate your business and look forward to serving you in the future!
Greedy Bank of Graft, Inc.